despite being raised by chris smith, i love parties. also, i love getting dressed up. both of which i got to do for the murder mystery dinner party A and i went to.
so, i introduce to you:
cy ramsey & kitty cocktail.
yes. my name was kitty cocktail. i was a cocktail waitress (obviously), dating the up-and-coming chicago gangster cy, who was the bouncer at the club i probably stripped in.
things i learned about my character throughout the night:
:: my dress probably covered me wayyy more than kitty would have preferred. and by kitty, i mean the customers.
:: the only role i played was distracting people so cy could actually get work done.
:: i probably was abused by cy (note the bat? yikes)
:: kitty was not southern, but that's the only accent i could muster up. so. i made kitty southern.
:: she illicits the most inappropriate jokes without having to do anything except breathe. i mean, what is that name.
:: i love kitty cocktail.
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